Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Sunden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt. Here lies a man with sundry flaws And numerous Sins upon his head; We buried him today because As far as we can tell, he's dead.PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty Sue Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher; "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele